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I am a somewhat eccentric, fiercely independent and unconventional former senior international real estate executive who has spent over 30 years living and working in various European countries, including Italy, Greece and Spain.

Now happily (and safely) retired back in the UK, I live alone with my rescue cat Felix in our 17th century cottage in a quintessential English market town, and I am finally able to write about my adventures.

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Tales from the hamlet

Cover art © Jill Bissenden

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Tales from the Hamlet

Memories of Italy
“This is a charming book – a quirky travelogue written by a somewhat eccentric middle-aged English lady. She invites you to share her extraordinary experiences as she explores a little-known area of Italy, introducing you to stunning terrain, surprisingly welcoming people and mouth-watering food.
WARNING don’t read this book when you are hungry!”

At the age of 61, Cassandra, a single and peripatetic Brit, was asked to pack up her house and move to Italy to take up the offer of a much-needed job. 15 months later she was made redundant, leaving her unnerved, broke and unable to return home. Her dream of a new life was rapidly turning into a nightmare and saddled with all her belongings, her antique furniture, over 800 books and her aged Siamese cat she had nowhere to go.

A kind friend offered them sanctuary in a tiny converted barn in his family’s ‘Borgo’, a cluster of rustic properties grouped around a late-Medieval manor house in the mountains; the beautiful and mysterious Emilian Apennines of north Italy. There she was befriended and watched over by the owner; and eccentric octogenarian, his household ghosts and 14 semi feral cats.

The experience proved to be challenging yet deeply transformative as she struggled to recover her equilibrium and rebuild her life.

Cassandra Campbell-Kemp

Cover art © Jill Bissenden

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Cauliflowers Through the Catflap

and Other Tales From a Solitary Lockdown
“I see this as an important book… one high-risk, single woman’s view on how she, personally, coped with an unprecedented situation and who is not afraid to bare all… literally!! The fact that it also looks at the situation from political and other angles is integral to the overall read…”

This is the story of a solitary Lockdown… a story of bloody-minded self-preservation replete with moments of anxiety, resignation and sadness but also with joy, hilarity and above all dogged determination. Cassandra – sixty-five years old, single and somewhat immobile – struggles with myriad new challenges as she watches herself – and the world – change from within her self-imposed fortress.

In November 2019, she had a terrifying nightmare which warned of something very bad emerging from China. In early January 2020, she had a subsequent and similarly disturbing dream in which she found herself in an empty and deserted Italian castle, furnished solely with a single ventilator tent.

Forewarned by these dreams she threw herself into a frenzy of logistical planning, laboriously turning her spare bedroom into a store cupboard stuffed with many (rigorously disinfected) boxes of sensible, nutritious, long-life and probably disgusting dehydrated foods – ready for whatever The Fates had in store.

On the 3rd March 2020, notwithstanding the dithering of the UK government, Cassandra unequivocally shut herself away, refusing to open the door to anyone and using a newly acquired pink megaphone with which to communicate, through the closed window.

Have a listen to an excerpt, read by Cassandra:

Customer Reviews
Paul M.
Paul M.
30/10/2021
Tales From The Hamlet: Memories of Italy: Atmospheric and entertaining A brilliantly written and highly entertaining account of life in a hamlet in Italy and one woman's adventures. Easily on par with any of the other books in this genre and destined to be a hit.
Rock Chick Fee
Rock Chick Fee
16/10/2021
Cauliflowers Through The Catflap and Other Tales from a Solitary Lockdown: Could not it it down, Brilliant Read I really enjoyed the book, so funny insightful & true to what was happening during the Covid Pandemic. Laughed out loud on numerous occasions. Could not put my kindle down until I got to the end. Highly Recommended.
JL Dixon
JL Dixon
15/10/2021
Cauliflowers Through The Catflap and Other Tales from a Solitary Lockdown: An uplifting snapshot of how the recent lockdown. I thoroughly enjoyed this book and devoured this particular cauliflower in one sitting, relaxing with a latte. It's one of the very few books I've seen about the COVID-19 lockdown, and left me thinking I could have done so much more while confined to my home. It is a truly uplifting story of family reconciliation, and seeing the funny side of lockdown.I definitely recommend this book and gave it five stars.
inarcadia
inarcadia
12/10/2021
Tales From The Hamlet: Memories of Italy: Absolutely beautifully written. A must read! This is an absolute gem of a book. Cassandra writes so beautifully that you can feel yourself in her shoes and sense the countryside she describes. It is very funny in parts and you feel that you personally know the characters she comes across. You also feel the various frustrations she comes across when moving abode. It is a lesson in history of this part of Italy and a fabulous distraction from current woes. Made all the better that this all really happened! I can't wait to see if there will be a follow-up. A
Dee
Dee
11/10/2021
Cauliflowers Through The Catflap and Other Tales from a Solitary Lockdown: Not just for cat lovers! This book came at a time when many of us could really do with more 'laugh out loud' moments. As an ex pat who adores the Cotswolds this book catapulted me into rural England and fed my hunger for British humour.
Amazon Customer
Amazon Customer
07/10/2021
Cauliflowers Through The Catflap and Other Tales from a Solitary Lockdown: Amazing lady, with a tremendous outlook on life!!! I had the privilege of meeting the author, as we both sat in hospital, pre cataract operations!Bearing in mind we were separated by the standard ward curtains, conversation flowed and the obvious terror of impending ops (I chickened out, Cassandra was ever stoic!!)We discussed the book, I didn't want to NOT read it!!A very inspiring lady, who has continued to be supportive throughout both our eyes needing surgery.I can't wait for the last part, whereupon I shall sit down and take this on board in greater detail.A true artist. Lockdown was merely a bump in the road for this character.ATBAlex
Esa
Esa
05/10/2021
Tales From The Hamlet: Memories of Italy: The realities and pleasures of living in Verona & the Appenines l loved this book. The author's misadventures and survival in challenging circumstances are combined with the pleasure of the delicious food of the Appenines and friendships, old and new. Stuck in the UK, reading Tales from the Hamlet was like going on an adventure with the author - sharing her downs and enjoying the felicities and new home she & Geisha the cat found. I can't wait for the next book to find out what happened next.
Alan Cobb      alan cobb
Alan Cobb alan cobb
02/10/2021
Cauliflowers Through The Catflap and Other Tales from a Solitary Lockdown: Lockdown Diary One personal account of the lockdown from her own perspective. It mirrored my own so it didn't offer me any more then I already knew so meant reliving the past 18 months best to forget
Emily Pankhurst
Emily Pankhurst
20/09/2021
Cauliflowers Through The Catflap and Other Tales from a Solitary Lockdown: An entertaining perspective on Lockdown An entertaining book based on personal experiences of lockdown. At times it really made you think how lucky you were. I enjoyed seeing what lockdown was like for someone else and that I wasn't alone in my thought processes!
Bookread2day
Bookread2day
10/09/2021
Cauliflowers Through The Catflap and Other Tales from a Solitary Lockdown: I enjoyed reading this book Writer Cassandra had two very strange different dreams.In the first week of January her second dream was the weirdest, that astonishingly was a link to the first reported Coronavirus death in Wuhan, on the 11th January 2020.Cassandra had another presentment in October 2019 with a strong feeling that she should stockpile food that she might need in case of times of hardship.Like many of us, Cassandra bought boxes of disposable gloves, mask, hand sanitiser, but I have learned something here from Cassandra, she bought collapsible straws for drinking to use on lift buttons, and cashpoint keypads.What I thought was the most nicest thing that Cassandra did was that she lent her car to her friend who was a key worker.The one thing people struggled with was for some , not being able to go to work or use the car to go and see friends. And there was the fact that we wasn’t allowed to use the car for a fair distance to go somewhere nice for a walk.I was one of the lucky ones who had so many books and films to watch I didn’t get bored. Cassandra had plenty to keep herself occupied, but as it was a challenging time anxiety sets in.It was really nice to read about Cassandra‘s memoir during being all alone in lockdown, she is a lady with a heart of gold, and a genius making her own experience a joyful one to read about.
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